Funny funny stuff!

[Leah]

Hey weekend with benefits sounds about as long term committed as I want to be right now.

I had a very serious invitation to come to Colorado with FB friend......starting Monday...for a week or two if I could...Ummm damn if I wasn't tempted...I
wish I could say it was my high morale code that kept me here.  Acutally it was the fact that the next 2 weeks will be 55 hour weeks...and I can't turn down the income or the lovely overtime! 

[Curious]

Well I got an email from my long-time good fwb who lives on the freaking other side of the country saying he is thinking on coming west for a long weekend visit.   So there is hope for me!   Not dating, but at least I'll have the benefits and a fun weekend.

[Nmommy]

I am with you there, until Nick is on his own, I am not merging with anyone. I however, have a good solid 8 years left, perhaps I should use some severance for a little face refresher so in 8 years I still look pretty good. LOL!

Nab me some doctor or lawyer that wants to take me on great trips.....ohhhh to dream!

[Leah]

ehhhh  I'm so not into dating right now...maybe ever!  I think after finding out that my fb friend from high school was actually married and forgot to mention it I'm just done.

Well that and the fact that in 4 years and a few months my son will be heading off to college and I will be FREEE  I could move where I want and do what I want!!

[Curious]

I'm on Matchdoctor and I went out there several times lately due to frustration with the 3 month EHarmony I signed up for.   So I'm all excited today, I got several emails!

Most of them start out all smarmy anyway "hey gorgeous"  and go on to talk about how perfect I am for them (retch) so I'm not paying a lot of attention to any of them.  AND they're all in other freaking states!   Though I do think one is in Kentucky, he didn't sound too bad, maybe I should send him Leah's way.

[Leah]

I aim to please! 

P.S.  I lurve Jamie!

[Nmommy]

My sister called to yell at me because I forwarded her the link but forgot to mention "for her eyes only", her husband and kids kept walking in while she was crying/laughing and she could not share why.

There are only certain things that will set me off laughing/crying, Eyebrows McNoThanks still makes me laugh outloud, thank god I have a sister with the same sense of humor and laugh/cries at the same things.

Ohhh good stuff!
Mary

[Leah]

It's like crack you just can't stop even tho' you know it's bad!  I was almost late for work today becaue I was reading the reposts!! Holy crap I'm not the only one with a freak magnet!

[Rebelicious]

you should definately be careful when opening pictures... geez...

[Leah]

Did anyone see the cross dresser from Match.com I think???  OMG I laughed so hard Stone came running in the room to see why...he left screaming
"My Eyes!  My Eyes!  Mom, I'm scarred for life!"  LOL

[absmom18]

Hilarous! I am soooo bookmarking that for later.

[Nmommy]

Thanks for sucking up most of my day with this, I am in tears with her comments, calling a guy "Eyebrows McNoThanks" I am really crying over here!

Thanks for the laugh!

[Nmommy]

Very very funny and ohhhhh so on the money with how dating sites are. I am a new addict, the inbox, the dates, I can't stop reading! She really draws the picture for you!

I am disappointed army guy didnt turn out....almost sounded like a romance novel guy!

[Leah]

OMG  I have a headache from laughing so hard

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